conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

brogan-loves-demetria:

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

I laughed too hard

alrights:

death-by-lulz:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE

YES

alrights:

death-by-lulz:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE

YES

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

necro-mansi:

my goal in life is to get better at art so that i can do aristotle and dante the justice they deserve 

necro-mansi:

my goal in life is to get better at art so that i can do aristotle and dante the justice they deserve 

ngoziu:

Disclaimer: I thought Teen Wolf and True Blood were the same thing for a while.

greymun:

Frozen AU where the movie never existed

homosexual-titan:

ratchet-heichou:

ratchet-heichou:

what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

sen3.14

FUCK THIS JOKE

proudgayconservative:

lizardswarms:

Do it now.

This makes me uncomfortable.

proudgayconservative:

lizardswarms:

Do it now.

This makes me uncomfortable.