makochantachibanana:

DONE.

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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percy: you wanna go??
ares: im a god you absolute walnut
percy: i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

wonderlandweird:

camwyn:

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric door.

Oh! I got one of these from my mom when I went to live alone a month and a bit ago.

wonderlandweird:

camwyn:

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric door.

Oh! I got one of these from my mom when I went to live alone a month and a bit ago.

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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